jchilds wrote:Spacekiwi wrote:
And brown pants too?
Nah - their skinsuits do have plumbing, after all.
Better hope its been well maintained and extra heavy duty plumbing then....
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by Spacekiwi » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:11 am | |
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Better hope its been well maintained and extra heavy duty plumbing then.... `
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by pokermind » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:34 am | |
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Mange, <Saw the following on Facebook which posture do you assume when reading the latest Honor Harrington book?>
Chief, "The last, I guess. What about you Mange?" <The last also. But warning should be disturb and, lose arm > Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Werrf » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:40 am | |
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That's why we invented regen, ol' moggy. |
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by Jonathan_S » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:12 pm | |
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[non-humorous] The Protector's Own might have the prefix 'GSNS' - The SD(P) Honor Harrington was commissioned the GNS Honor Harrington, but she was styled the GSNS Honor Harrington when she was part of the Protector's Own at Sidemore. (Or it might be a typo; who knows <shrug>) [/non-humorous] |
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by bunyipbelle » Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:56 am | |
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What do you call a half-witted Solarian Admiral?
Gifted. ( Most Solarian Admirals are not as clever as that ) |
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by KNick » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:35 am | |
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Not bad for a first post. Glad to see you get your toes wet. Welcome to the forums. I hope you enjoy your time here. _
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by Werrf » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:19 am | |
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What do you call a Solarian admiral in a Manticoran uniform?
Artificial Intelligence. Why do Solarian naval uniform shoes all have holes in the bottom? Plumbing. |
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by pokermind » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:57 pm | |
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Mange, <Now for something totally cute, young girl fell asleep while her father read A Beautiful Friendship note her cuddeling a stuffed treecat under the stuffed bear.>
Chief, "We wrote a Honorverse lullaby for this cute photo:" Honorverse Hush Little Baby By Maria Krasinski and Pokermind Hush baby girl, honey you’re not fat. See pappa's bought you a stuffed treecat. Have mommy sew Velcro on his mid limb paws and he’ll ride your shoulder like the books you saw. Pappa knows the boys lie, when they call you names but, pappa will make sure sweetie, you're not shamed. Baby girl with your smile and dimples, you’ll control your pappa just that simple. Ask for Christmas a pair of purple treecat slippers, they're much better than a sweater with all those zippers. Poker & Mange PS. Mange, <Remember:> <, just saying.> CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by bunyipbelle » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:43 am | |
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A Light bulb joke
How many Havenite citizens does it take to change a light bulb? Answer - Just one. But in the grand old days of the people's republic hundreds of people's commissioners would change thousands of light bulbs to help keep alight the flame of the glorious revolution. |
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by bunyipbelle » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:07 am | |
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A'hoy there Matey! Shiver me timbers! It's 19th September- it's international talk like a pirate day.In Honor of this special day here are some pirate jokes.
Q- What's a pirate's favourite kind of fish? A- A goldfish. Q- How does a pirate clean his ship? A- He has a Yarrrrrd sale. Q- How do pirates know that they are pirates? A- They think therefore they ARRRRRRRRE!!!! Q- What does a pirate look forward to on his vacation? A- A liitle ARRRRRRRGGGH & ARRRRRRGGGH!!! |
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