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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:24 pm

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Hi all

Added a couple of verses flu still hanging in there. Feel free to suggest additions or help mine out.

Spider Drive

By Jchilds. Pokermind, & Mangy Fur

Based on Spiderman Spiderman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqPICai428g

Spider Drive, Spider Drive,
Can't be seen when we arrive.
Spider Drive, Spider Drive,
If we're one or if we're five,
Look out! We've got the Spider Drive...

Sneaky Sharks, Sneaky Sharks
Oyster Bay was the test
Sneaky Sharks, Sneaky Sharks
Proved invisibility is the best
Look out Manties! We got Sharks

Lenny Dets, Lenny Dets,
Now the shark's a pet
Lenny Dets, Lenny Dets
We got lots o' armament
Watch your bets! We got Lenny Dets

TeeDee pods TeeDee pods
For our Lenny Dets
TeeDee pods TeeDee pods
Stealth overcomes range regrets.
Look out our pets got TeeDee pods

Genetic Eng. Crews, Genetic Eng. Crews
Better and loyal too
Genetic Eng. Crews, Genetic Eng. Crews
The Onion’s answer to you
Manties fear our Genetic Eng. Crews

Enjoy or not,

Poker
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:00 am

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Mange, <Well We've had guest two legs now one of the People named Stonewall:>

Lara Beilby wrote:
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Stonewall signs and I translate. <<Why did the Treecat cross the river in the early spring?>>

Why did the 'Cat cross the river Stonewall?

<<Because the celery was ripe for the taking from the greenhouses -- Very old joke.>>

Stonewall you're silly.

<<Bleek...>>


Chief, "From tRMN Silly-easian Confederacy. They even had How many Doleists to change a light-bulb for Admiral Werrf:"

Amber Narilka Darkotter wrote:
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Q: How many Dolists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A1: 50. 49 to try and read the manual and 1 who taught himself how to do so.

A2: PubIn reminds you that all lightbulbs who don't provide light are class traitors and should be reported to StateSec immediately.


Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:50 am

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Chief, “A joke by tRMN member John Gahrmann

John Gahrmann wrote:
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When asked how the treecat would describe a future without their human what did he reply?

“Bleek”


Mange, <Quoting Cary Anne Conder, “Clusterstackless.”>

“Well you can’t say we stole the jokes, Mange.”

<No, we gave the proper two-legs credit.>

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Fireflair   » Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:09 am

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Saint Austin is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"

To which God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."

"God, how much is a million credits?"

"To me, it's a centi-credit."

"God, may I have a centi-credit?"

"Wait a minute."
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:58 am

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Chief, "Rastrelly posted this fan art on DA:

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Lester-Tourville-397140554"

Image

Mange, <Where is Lerks in Branches?>

"He hates cigar smoke."

<Kinda looks like the ancient actor Charles Bronson from the Grayson videos.>

"Yah, kind of."

<So now we know what Lester Tourville would look like after someone slipped him a draught of Jägerbräu.>

"Image Ah well enjoy all,"

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by jchilds   » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:33 pm

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Hey Poker - I heard a rumour lately and thought you might be able to confirm it. Is it true the SLN has authorized new uniforms?

Apparently white is passé; the new uniforms are apparently black and blue, with a yellow stripe...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:00 am

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jchilds wrote:Hey Poker - I heard a rumour lately and thought you might be able to confirm it. Is it true the SLN has authorized new uniforms?

Apparently white is passé; the new uniforms are apparently black and blue, with a yellow stripe...



And brown pants too? :D
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by jchilds   » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:47 pm

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Spacekiwi wrote:
jchilds wrote:Hey Poker - I heard a rumour lately and thought you might be able to confirm it. Is it true the SLN has authorized new uniforms?

Apparently white is passé; the new uniforms are apparently black and blue, with a yellow stripe...



And brown pants too? :D


Nah - their skinsuits do have plumbing, after all.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by jchilds   » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:51 pm

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They did give the Salamander Squad's ships the GNS prefix, right?

POS (Protector's Own Ship) just seems to leave itself open to derision for some reason...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Werrf   » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:57 pm

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jchilds wrote:They did give the Salamander Squad's ships the GNS prefix, right?

POS (Protector's Own Ship) just seems to leave itself open to derision for some reason...

Given their direct allegiance to the sword, we could try:

SSS (Sword Star Ship)?
SOS (Sword's Own Ship)? Also not ideal...
HGS (His Grace's Ship)?
GPS (Grayson Protector's Ship)? They'd never get lost...
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