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The 5 Most Dangerous Things You Will Hear in the Navy:
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by Daryl
» Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:04 am
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Look, you just dropped the soap.
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by Maldorian
» Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:50 am
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" I am sure, there are no rocks under the waterline!"
Maybe captain Scettino of the Costa Concordia said that to his officers before, you get it, the ship hit an unter water rock! |
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by cthia
» Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:40 pm
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Nothing can sink this ship.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:42 pm
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We are now entering the Bermuda Triangle and our instrumentation is going haywire.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by saber964
» Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:08 pm
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Worry when the navigator hollers "where the bell are we".
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by cthia
» Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:19 pm
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Here's five...
"This is a mutiny. And you are the only one not down with it." "This ship is sinking." "We are way off course." "We don't have enough lifeboats." "The captain is dead." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Wed Mar 09, 2016 4:20 pm
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"We expect our compensator to fail very shor..."
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Fox2!
» Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:55 pm
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Sounds like GNS Francis. |
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by Maldorian
» Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:15 am
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In Honorverse:
About Honor Harrigton, from a Solarian officer. "She is just a normal, manticorian, neobabarian woman! What can she do?" |
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by cthia
» Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:25 pm
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Followed by an anxiously nervous... "Ask her yourself. She just came over the wall. And she's hailing you personally!"  Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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