Announcer, "The latest Christmas Carrol from Master Chief Pokermind accompanied by Spacecat First Mangy Fur on his Electric Lyre. THE HONORVERSE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:"
Chief "Hit it Mange."
Mange
Chief braying like a Missouri Canary (mule y'all):
"On the first day of Christmas Honor Gave to me a Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Second day of Christmas Honor gave to me two Madusan Nomads, and a Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Third day of Christmas Honor gave to me three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Forth day of Christmas Honor gave to me four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Fifth day of Christmas Honor gave to me five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Sixth day of Christmas Honor gave to me six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Seventh day of Christmas Honor gave to me seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Eighth day of Christmas Honor gave to me eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Ninth day of Christmas Honor gave to me nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Tenth day of Christmas Honor gave to me ten destroyers, nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Eleventh day of Christmas Honor gave to me eleven squadrons of LACs, ten destroyers, nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree.
"On the Twelfth day of Christmas Honor gave to me twelve Red Shirts, eleven squadrons of LACs, ten destroyers, nine cruisers, eight battleships, seven CLACs, six Super Dreadnaughts, five Manticorian Lords a leaping, four Grayson sky domes, three Condor Owls a lying, two Medusan Nomads, and Treecat in a Crown Oak tree. May the Tester help me!"
Poker & Mange
Mange, <What no twelve Gravlance armed Frigates? Don't blame me the Chief wrote it!>
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