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by pokermind » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:53 am | |
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Chief, "Hey Mange just walked by the Day Care center where working mothers leave their young kids so they can work in the armaments plants."
Mange, <Grayson has sure changed they now have "Rosie the Riveter.'> "Yah, and the little urchins have a new little ditty: "Lizzie Wilson had a Talbott Cluster Fleet, "and gave the stupid Solies' fleet four whacks. "The Solies came at the Manties' home fleet, "and were treated to a s'holder Harrington attack, "Now the whole Grand Alliance thinks that's neat." <Smart little two-leg kittens. Did you hear what Jayson said when he didn't have his homework?> "I know I'll regret this what?" <The two-leg ate it.> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek." "Groan!" Mange and Poker with new Grayson Urchin material . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by dscott8 » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:13 am | |
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Yeah, but would she para-jump out of a counter-grav shuttle with Anton Zilwicki to open the Manticore Games? |
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by Werrf » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:37 am | |
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Don't be daft. She wouldn't use some sissy shuttle; she'd use a fleet Pinnace. And battle armour. |
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by pokermind » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:48 am | |
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Hum, I think Elizabeth Wilson would jump at the chance, pun intended, however her guard captain would have apoplexy, an ancient term for a heart attack, y'all. Besides Anton and Victor are again on the 'Road to Mesa,' with apologies to the shades of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. Poker PS. I wonder of RFC will give us a Dorthy Lamore character? . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by Werrf » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:08 am | |
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*Winton But remember, her Dad was quite at home going grav skiing on a regular basis - no reason Elizabeth shouldn't take up skydiving. |
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by pokermind » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:14 am | |
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Chief, "Hey Mange just walked by the Day Care center where working mothers leave their young kids so they can work in the armaments plants."
Mange, <Grayson has sure changed they now have "Rosie the Riveter.'> "Yah, and the little urchins have a new little ditty: "Lizzie Winton had a Talbott Cluster Fleet, "and gave the stupid Solies' fleet four whacks. "The Solies came at the Manties' home fleet, "and were treated to a s'holder Harrington attack, "Now the whole Grand Alliance thinks that's neat." <Smart little two-leg kittens. Did you hear what Jayson said when he didn't have his homework?> "I know I'll regret this what?" <The two-leg ate it.> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek." "Groan!" Mange and Poker with new Grayson Urchin material PS. Fixed per Admiral Werrf, %$#@ stroke riddled brain! . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Thirdbase » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:12 pm | |
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Doesn't Anton Zilwiki count as battle armor?
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by pokermind » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:44 am | |
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Via telepathic channel not translated for two-legs
Mange, AKA White Stone Biter [WSB], <Greetings Ground Hopper Muncher.> Ground Hopper Muncher [GHM], Fleet Admiral Werrf's new treecat guardian, <Greetings White Stone Biter.> WSB, <How was the mating ceremony of our two-legs' leadership caste?> GHM, <Leaf Catcher got Bough Strider to try too much of the two-leg's fire water drink. He began to mind sing your 'What do you do with a Drunken Treecat' song. And then Laughs Brightly played a joke on the two-leg guards.> WSB, <What joke, he was always the Bright Water's clown?> GHM, <He stiffened and pointed at an old two-leg female, Barroness> treecat shrug, < an ancient shriveled old two-leg. Well the two-leg guards grabbed her and hustled her off spitting and snarling like one of the People's females protecting her kittens. When he told of his joke Dances on Clouds scolded him.> WSB, <Just as Loud Big Belly did me just now. A two-leg scolding is noting compared to a mind Singer.> GHM, <When Dances on Clouds got finished with him Golden Voice began signing, then Soul of Steel began in on him.> WSB, <Poor Laughs Brightly!> GHM, <Laughs Brightly gave as good as he got by signing to Soul of Steel, 'You two-legs are a humorless lot!'> <That's a sorry truth!> "Bleek, bleek,...bleek." Chief, "What are you laughing at now Mange?" Fleet Admiral Werrf raising an eye brow, too. Mange, <You two-legs would not understand!> Treecat imitation of Chesser Cat Grin. . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by jchilds » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:32 pm | |
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God help us all if Mange starts snorting celery salt...
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by pokermind » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:51 pm | |
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Cheif, "you had to mention celery salt to a 'cat, sir. look what you wrought:" In Honorverse forum Anthology Wishlist thread:
Mange, <Hey two-leg, this is good salt, wow I can hear colors and see two-leg mouth noise!> "Somebody send a Sphinxian Vet. quick!" . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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