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Re: Thoughts for the Author
Post by Bluesqueak   » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:58 pm

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cthia wrote:My niece says that people drink beer because it is so cheap — she calls it recyclable urine.



No, people drink beer because grapes don't grow round these parts. ;)
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Re: Thoughts for the Author
Post by noblehunter   » Fri Sep 08, 2017 2:02 pm

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I know someone in the UK who drinks Coors Light by choice.

I don't understand why they don't poor that stuff on the grave of the horse it came out of.
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Re: Thoughts for the Author
Post by cthia   » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:03 pm

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noblehunter wrote:I know someone in the UK who drinks Coors Light by choice.

I don't understand why they don't poor that stuff on the grave of the horse it came out of.

Because not even the horse wants it back.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Thoughts for the Author
Post by cthia   » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:11 pm

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Bluesqueak wrote:
cthia wrote:My niece says that people drink beer because it is so cheap — she calls it recyclable urine.



No, people drink beer because grapes don't grow round these parts. ;)


One of my wife's good friends is Italian. She says that wine is always found on the dinner table to frighten the beer away.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Thoughts for the Author
Post by cthia   » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:48 pm

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An old college joke that many Freshmen must learn...


What do you get if you mix your beer with your wine?

You get exactly what you asked for. A date hugging the commode calling Ralph, instead of a date with your bed hugging Rhonda.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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