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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by SWM   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:45 am

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cthia wrote:The nomenclature of some of the Honorverse entities in comparison to its realities.

-Committee of Public Safety??? Public? You mean Unsafety!
-Citizen's Rights Union, of which Cordelia Ransom was a member and had no qualms about attacking civilian targets with citizens. Or is that Citizen Citizen's rights?

-Camp Inferno on Hades, talk about making a deal with the devil.

By the way, in case you didn't know, David Weber didn't invent the irony of the Committee of Public Safety. The Reign of Terror was run by the Committee of Public Safety (led by a couple people named Robespierre and Saint-Just) to execute all opposition.
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by Lord Skimper   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:24 am

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How similar the bureaucracy on Earth is to the bureaucracy on the funny British comedy Yes Minister. Government with one mandate and very little to no power. (Getting reelected) Bureaucracy which is the red tape that holds everything together.
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by cthia   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:37 am

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SVW

Honor is floating in a pool, and Nimitz starts launching tennis balls at her. She warned him "Throw it and you're bedroom shoes!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by Hutch   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:52 am

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Debated if this belonged here or in the one-liners thread, but decided on here.

Honor and Andrea Jaruwalski durng their first meeting discussing a mutual acquaitance (Elvis Santino):

"I take it he was . . . less than stellar in that role, Your Grace?" The commander's soprano was as dry as Honor's own, hiding the hatred which had welled up within her at the mention of Santino's name, yet it also held an echo of something like humor.

"You might say that," Honor allowed. "Or you might say that, as a tac officer, he needed four astro fixes, a hyper log, approach radar, and a dirtside flight controller with full computer support just to find his backside with both hands. On a good day."


Bolding mine...
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by Michael Everett   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:07 pm

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cthia wrote:SVW

Honor is floating in a pool, and Nimitz starts launching tennis balls at her. She warned him "Throw it and you're bedroom shoes!"

Pushmar wrote:Admiral Henke grunging out in her sweatpants and treecat slippers ...

:shock:
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by Commodore Oakius   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:35 pm

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Michael Everett wrote:
cthia wrote:SVW

Honor is floating in a pool, and Nimitz starts launching tennis balls at her. She warned him "Throw it and you're bedroom shoes!"

Pushmar wrote:Admiral Henke grunging out in her sweatpants and treecat slippers ...

:shock:

D'oh!!!!
You beat me to it!!!
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by cthia   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:52 pm

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:roll: CoS

Oversteegen and his cousin.

Deborah: What is it, Captain Oversteegen? And I would appreciate it if you'd stick to the proper formalities.
Oversteegen: Get screwed, Deborah.

Oversteegen: I will just take the opportunity t' tell you, since I don't believe I've ever done it before at one of our family gatherin's -— not precisely, I mean -— just how brainless you are, Deborah. Truly brainless. Not simply stupid. Bar-ain-less. As in: brains of a carrot.... I will remind you, Madam Ambassador, that as the senior naval officer in the system, I am obliged to 'coordinate' with you but am in no way under your authority. So, Deborah, consider us havin' 'coordinated' -— you are a cretin and I told you so -— and I will attend t' the Queen's business.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by wastedfly   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:57 pm

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Ah, the sweet smell of burning of bridges. Do get a good chuckle and at the time of the torch waving, feel really good. Then the smoke clears, the ashes cool and one realizes that there is no way back across the river. :shock:
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by cthia   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:59 pm

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Honor was thumbed a ride from Trevor's Star to Grayson. Admiral White Haven, Captain Greentree, Admiral Yanakov, and the rest enjoy watching her reaction when she discovers that the superdreadnought she just boarded is the GNS Honor Harrington.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Things that made me chuckle while reading
Post by DarkEnigma   » Fri Jun 13, 2014 5:48 pm

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Wow! So many good passages! Cthia you rock!

MaxxQ, thanks for the science lesson! :mrgreen: Lots of good info. I knew there was legit reasoning behind the bomb-pumped lasers, it just sounds like something cooked up by Doctor Evil.

dreamrider wrote:Dark,
If your XO didn't get "sufficient" rack time, then neither your senior Chief nor your captain was entirely doing his job.

Senior Master Chief. This is a title convention which varies from Service to Service. It happens to be what the RMN uses. I will submit that it is slightly less awkward than the equivalent rank U.S. Navy term Commander Master Chief Petty Officer, and perhaps slightly more awkward than the alternative same pay-grade term Fleet Master Chief Petty Officer. I find it is less ambiguous than either. (In point of fact, although the U.S. Navy does not use the "Senior Master" adjective combination in its rank structure, the U.S. Air Force does.)

In most cases, when a line troop or sailor or young officer encounters such an individual, they are wisest to simply not speak in any case. They couldn't possibly say anything that s/he doesn't already know. <grin>


The XO thing was mostly a joke but they are the hardest working officer on the crew by a wide margin.

The title is actually "Command Master Chief" or CMC for short. It isn't a rank though, it is the billet for the most senior enlisted person on the ship (I think they call this the "bosun" in the Honorverse). Even if the billet happens to be filled by a Senior Chief, he/she could still be called CMC because that is the title of his/her billet (sort of like XO is always called XO no matter his actual rank). I know the Air Force uses the "Senior Master" nomenclature for one of their ranks, but in the Navy both "Senior Chief" and "Master Chief" are discreet ranks. To a sailor's ear, combining the two sounds rather silly. ;)

Hutch wrote:I missed the references the first time I read it, but since then everytime I read it I chuckle a bit/

From Echos of Honor:

Citizen Lieutenant Commander Heathrow leaned back in his command chair and smiled as Lois, the sole inhabited planet of the Clarke System, fell away astern. He hadn't enjoyed dealing with Citizen Colonel White, the system's senior StateSec officer, but at least there were other people on Lois. More to the point, perhaps, Lois had some of the most glorious beaches in the entire People's Republic. He and his crew had been made welcome in traditional Navy style by Citizen Captain Olson, CO of the small PN patrol detachment, and his engineering staff had managed a little creative reporting to justify a full extra twenty-three-hour day of sun and sand.


Wonder if the moon is called Kal-El...


I totally missed that! Good call! :D

saber964 wrote:The reason why middies are saluted and called sir or ma'am is because the middies in question have already graduated from the naval academy and temporarily carry an officers warrant and are considered warrant officer in the chain of command, they don't get a commission until they complete their middy cruse.


That is well and good in theory, but I can tell you from personal experience that any non-com caught saluting or sir-ing a middie would be in for the ribbing of his life! They would be the butt of jokes for weeks.

In the real Navy, middies aren't seen as "real officers". In fact, they are lower than the lowest enlisted person aboard any ship because at least that enlisted person is doing a job which is helping the ship meet its mission. Middies, on the other hand, are often given make-work or tasked with following crew members around to see how they do their jobs (and often getting underfoot and slowing them down in the bargain). I can just imagine what a Chief might say to any middie who thought he was due proper honors, or, God help them, actually think they could give out orders! :lol:
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