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penny
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Darius System
Final Battle Scene A poetic reckoning Honor comes to terms with her lineage. Only quiet reigned after that. You could hear a pin drop on every pickup. That was beautiful. Simply beautiful. I have never known Honor to brag. But that speech was short and poetic. She had had enough of the Darius system. After defeating them she put paid to any future ideas of a Phoenix rising from the ashes. She opened all channels to any Mesan listening in the system, stepped in front of her pickup wearing a cape with the Alpha insignia on her chest, hands on her hips… and … and … “I am Alpha and Omega. I am the first. I will always be the last. I am God.” .
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Darius System
Post Battle Debrief LUNCH: MBST "I can't believe she got out of that trap I set for her!" She's a Beta you imbecile. She can eat her way out of any pickle!" .
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Sol System
Post Salamander After action report "It was a mistake to think her genetics has nothing to do with her success." "Big mistake." "Huge." .
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That was great, but I liked Nimitz' act better. Stepping in front of the pickup and staring out into the Alignment. <She is more than God. She is Alpha and Beta and Omega> Then the cat breaks out into a dance. ... then the cat stops to ponder something ... <It was a bad idea to give this Alpha the beta mod. Now she eats Alphas for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. And snack. And anything in-between. I've seen her eat. There isn't enough of you to fill her plate.> Then the cat breaks back out into dance. P.S. I had to share this. My crazy niece showed it to me using the brackets of a day bed. Simulating the extra limbs of a cat. That little snot is hillarious. "Hey Uncle, look at Nimitz doing the running man." ![]() ![]() .
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Commandeering and the MAN
"I am pulling rank. I need five of your spider ships." "No! I need them!" "I am taking them! Case closed!" "Find them and you can have them." ![]() The asshole is famous for commandeering ships. In the next system ... "They're not here, so you cannot take them." "I know they're here." "You're free to look around. But you won't find them." .
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After the New Tuscany Incident
"What's faster than a Streak Boat?" "A pissed off Winton." .
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