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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:46 pm

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What's blue&white and more dangerous than a hexapuma?

A Carolina Panther of course whatsa matter youse!


:D

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:59 am

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Four warriors secretly met on the battlefield. Victor Cachat, Nimitz, Hardy the Hexapuma and Anton Zilwicki.

"Ok, it is time we determine amongst ourselves who's the baddest in the land," says the treecat.

"Yes, but we'll do it in a civilized manner by secret ballot," says Anton.

After the votes were tallied -- in a unanimous decision -- there were three votes for the "Great Kaja" and one for Thandi Palane.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by ncwolf   » Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:35 pm

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cthia wrote:
Four warriors secretly met on the battlefield. Victor Cachat, Nimitz, Hardy the Hexapuma and Anton Zilwicki.

"Ok, it is time we determine amongst ourselves who's the baddest in the land," says the treecat.

"Yes, but we'll do it in a civilized manner by secret ballot," says Anton.

After the votes were tallied -- in a unanimous decision -- there were three votes for the "Great Kaja" and one for Thandi Palane.


LOL! Good one.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:49 pm

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Chief, "A terrain cat in space suit seen on Facebook:"

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Mange, <Have fun with the plumbing connections, two leg.>

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CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:26 am

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I bet the SLN never, in a million years, thought that it would be unleashing a holy war when it attacked Manticore until all of the many long-legged missiles and incredible tech began to fly!

"Holy shit!"

"Holy crap!"

"Holy cow!"

"Holy smoke!"

"Holy moly!"

"Great Caesar's holy ghost! What the holy hell have we gotten ourselves into!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:28 am

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cthia wrote:I bet the SLN never, in a million years, thought that it would be unleashing a holy war when it attacked Manticore until all of the many long-legged missiles and incredible tech began to fly!

"Holy shit!"

"Holy crap!"

"Holy cow!"

"Holy smoke!"

"Holy moly!"

"Great Caesar's holy ghost! What the holy hell have we gotten ourselves into!"


I was thinking more like;

Admiral- Jesus Christ that's a lot of missiles!!!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Dauntless   » Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:11 pm

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saber964 wrote:
cthia wrote:I bet the SLN never, in a million years, thought that it would be unleashing a holy war when it attacked Manticore until all of the many long-legged missiles and incredible tech began to fly!

"Holy shit!"

"Holy crap!"

"Holy cow!"

"Holy smoke!"

"Holy moly!"

"Great Caesar's holy ghost! What the holy hell have we gotten ourselves into!"


I was thinking more like;

Admiral- Jesus Christ that's a lot of missiles!!!


both are very good and likely responces
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:16 pm

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saber964 wrote:
cthia wrote:I bet the SLN never, in a million years, thought that it would be unleashing a holy war when it attacked Manticore until all of the many long-legged missiles and incredible tech began to fly!

"Holy shit!"

"Holy crap!"

"Holy cow!"

"Holy smoke!"

"Holy moly!"

"Great Caesar's holy ghost! What the holy hell have we gotten ourselves into!"


I was thinking more like;

Admiral- Jesus Christ that's a lot of missiles!!!

Very funny saber. LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

And followed by, "May God help us! 'Cause Aegis surely ain't!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:48 pm

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Either that or there blubbering OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

and the ever popular

There are no atheists in foxholes during an artillery barrage.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Dauntless   » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:54 pm

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lol. you two are in fine form today
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