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pokermind
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Mange, <While the People have problems with math this Terran Cat is a wiz, and a smart Alick.>
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pushmar
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Personally, I always pictured Lester Tourville as looking like Theodore Roosevelt... |
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cthia
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Tourville received as an anonymous gift an electronic cigar.
And peace was restored throughout the realm. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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pokermind
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Mange, <Terrain cats are sneaky, but often can't fool Two-Legs:>
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pokermind
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Mange, <Retro pun:>
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pokermind
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Mange, <Time for another photo pun:>
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pokermind
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Mange, <Why was a member of the People [treecat] arrested for treason in Landing City?>
Chief shrugs, and asks, "OK, I give why?" <When a reporter stuck a microphone in his face and asked what he thought of Manticore's chances in the war with The Solarian League he answered "Bleek!"> "An oldie but a goodie." Poker & Mange ![]() CPO Poker Mind
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cthia
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If anyone who spent so much time on Hades dies and goes to Hell, would they get time served?
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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A recent conversation between Honor and Emily...
"Honor, I think it's time to tell you that it was I who arranged that little clerical error in your birth control schedule." " ![]() "Oh, don't fret it hon. I wanted to give Hamish a child and you were the surrogate other." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Treecats can boast that they can kick your ass with two hands tied behind their backs. I'll believe it!
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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