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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:51 pm

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pokermind wrote:
Spacekiwi wrote:
pokermind wrote:Knock Knock

Sollie Captain "Who's there?"

Looks out side sees nothing, "Who's there?"

Back inside, he and his ship turn to vapor,

Blackness of space not a clue a ship is there aboard Alignment Shark Captain thinking hard, The alignment, that's who.

Not so hot, OK you do better!

Spacecat First Mangy Fur:

<Knock Knock>

<Who is there?>

<Kitty.>

<Kitty who?>

<Kitty who wants shrimp and celery egg rolls.>

CPO Poker Mind, "Mange I'll get you for that!"

Mange, "Bleek-bleek-bleek..."



heh. is pokermind by any chance the treecat version of lady gaga? why settle for poking a face when you can poke a mind?

and yes i know its a real bad pun. so space me.
after all, my jokes are bad enough they are an eridani edict all of their own....


You are comparing me to Lady GaGa!! To quote the Wicked Witch of the West, "I'll get you for that, my pretty, and your little dog too!"
CPO Poker Mind Image handsome devil ain't I the SOB (Squid On Beach.)



Heheheheheh
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:29 pm

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Mange has a new knock-knock joke, Admiral Werrf I'm going to get you for teaching an innocent treecat rating about knock-knock jokes!

<Knock Knock>

<Who's there?"

<Hun.>

<Hun who?>

<Hungry treecat want shrimp and celery egg-roll.>

CPO Poker Mind, "What's that thing, Mange?"

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<Stuffed treecat from Grayson for the kittens.>

Actually the above was a part lifted from the TRMN photo below.

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Note the female stuffed treecat on the right. Visit their site to see more photos in the About then Photo Gallery section. http://www.trmn.org/portal/index.php?option=com_content&view=frontpage&Itemid=54 worth the trip when you got the time. They are the official Honorverse Fan Group, David has a link to them in his links, too.

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CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:27 pm

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A new Mind-Pun

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Chief Poker Mind, "Damn it Mange, you stuff this thing in an air-duct where the Captain can see it and he'll ream us both a new ass-hole!"

Mange, <Language Chief this is a PG 13 forum.>

CPO Poker Mind, "Mutter, mutter, mutter ... ."
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:13 am

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http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091224231538/honorverse/images/e/ec/Nimitz_christmas.png

Merry Christmas Image from Wikia Honorverse
Nimitz with Santa hat.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Nimitz, "Santa claws."

CPO Poker Mind
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Emo Otaku   » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:15 am

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How many GSN Officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

They're not sure they've not seen Admiral Harrington change a Lightbulb yet

How many Mesans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None thats what slaves are for

How Many SLN officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why would we want to change an SLN lightbulb? All our lightbulbs are already superior to the rest of the universe.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:25 am

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Emo Otaku wrote:How many GSN Officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

They're not sure they've not seen Admiral Harrington change a Lightbulb yet

How many Mesans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None thats what slaves are for

How Many SLN officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why would we want to change an SLN lightbulb? All our lightbulbs are already superior to the rest of the universe.


Arr pretty good arr. Now for a funny ditty, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, arr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hegAcCMnEnw&feature=related CPO Poker Mind
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by ChiefPete   » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:18 am

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Arr pretty good arr. Now for a funny ditty, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, arr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hegAcCMnEnw&feature=related CPO Poker Mind[/quote]

The other version by Hoagy Carmichael and Bix Beiderbeck (the flip of the record probably) is funnier but also more risque.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:19 pm

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ChiefPete wrote:
pokermind wrote:Arr pretty good arr. Now for a funny ditty, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, arr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hegAcCMnEnw&feature=related CPO Poker Mind


The other version by Hoagy Carmichael and Bix Beiderbeck (the flip of the record probably) is funnier but also more risque.

The Chief


"And now the newest hit of Grayson sung by that Missouri Canary Chief Poker Mind and accompanied by Spacecat First Mangy Fur on his Electric Lyre:"

Awful screeching Electric Lyre 'music?,' followed by even more awful singing:

"Hearing from Chief Pete is a treat

"As he rarely types at his computer's seat

"So His Answer in Honorverse Humor is neat

"Even if the song he suggests ain't sweet

"We all have to say thanks Chief Pete."

Spacecat First Mangy Fur AKA Mange told me to tell you you owe him a shrimp and celery egg roll for the song.

CPO Poker Mind Image SOB = Squid On Beach.
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:50 am

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SPOILER JOKE:



















Knock knock

Mesa, "Who's there?"

Andy

Mesa, "Andy who?"

"Der Andermani Navy, und you are under arrest, mine herrs."

CPO Poker Mind, "Got a better one, post it, and I'll toast it, Prost."

<How many two-legs does it take to mind-talk to the People?>

<All of them and they still can't do it the mind-blind wretches.>

Spacecat First Mangy Fur, "Bleek, bleek, bleek ..." Image
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:40 pm

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pokermind wrote:SPOILER JOKE:



















Knock knock

Mesa, "Who's there?"

Andy

Mesa, "Andy who?"

"Der Andermani Navy, und you are under arrest, mine herrs."

CPO Poker Mind, "Got a better one, post it, and I'll toast it, Prost."

<How many two-legs does it take to mind-talk to the People?>

<All of them and they still can't do it the mind-blind wretches.>

Spacecat First Mangy Fur, "Bleek, bleek, bleek ..." Image


Did you hear about the treecat interrogator that was arrested for cruel and unusual torture? he had been tying celery to his prisoners and dropping them in a room of treecat kittens. Most of his prisoners came out screaming, and every single one of them had nightmares about vegetables for weeks after....
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