Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Eons ago, Leonard Detweiler faced the people and stated in an eloquent speech "It's time to MAN up."

Chief:

Knock Knock

"Whos's there?"

Knock Knock

Door opens, home owner, a certain well know SciFi author and, who says, "Sorry son Halloween was last night." Suspiciously eying the treecat dressed urchin making funny hand movements, he closes door.

Nimitz, <Damn all I wanted was to ask if the rotund two-leg knew when the next Honor Harrington book was due.>

Mange, <Wicked!>

Poker & Mange

Chief, "A snippet collection of some humorous cat videos:"

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=141117335939308&fref=nf

Mange, <Terrain cats are funny.>

Poker & Mange

The collected Victor Cachat Facts from various sources...

A treecat will not be bonding with Cachat, Cachat will be bonding with a treecat. A subtle difference.
Victor Cachat's treecat name is "Victor Cachat."
Getting information from an Andermani source, he is able to do so speaking fluent German ... in French.
Cobras refuse to bite him as a matter of professional courtesy.
Victor Cachat doesn't dial the wrong comm combination. You answer the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Victor Cachat stories.
Fear of enclosed spaces is "claustrophobia". Fear of open spaces is "agoraphobia". Fear of Victor Cachat is "self-preservation".
Queen Berry wanted to name a street on Torch for Victor Cachat but her father pointed out the problem: "No one crosses Victor Cachat and lives."
Victor Cachat: the man the monsters are afraid of.
Victor Cachat: the man who gets told everything by the torturer when he is tied up by them
Victor Cachat: The first person to survive in space for 24 hours without a skinsuit.
Victor Cachat: He once defeated a SD by looking at it with dagger eyes.
Victor Cachat: He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Victor Cachat: The man who offered his body as a weapon against the repressors of Haven, and his boss refused, as he didn't want an eridani edict on his consciousness.
Chuck Norris is afraid of no-one, except Victor Cachat.
Batman wishes he was Victor Cachat.
Treecats worship Victor Cachat as a god.
The Mesan Gamma Center wasn't destroyed by a bomb, the self-destruct device was the uncorking of a DNA sample from Victor Cachat.
Kratos worships Victor Cachat.
Darkseid runs away from Victor Cachat.
Galactus refuses to enter any universe where there is a Victor Cachat.
God started the universe by saying "Let there be light" only after getting Victor Cachat's approval.
Even the image of Victor Cachat can destroy a SD by glaring daggers at it.
Sherlock Holmes learned how to be a detective from Victor Cachat.
When Victor Cachat gets angry, his glare can shatter planets. That's why there's an asteroid belt between Earth and Mars.
Keill Randor would back down from a fight with Victor Cachat.
Every known sentient species has the same two words for planetary devastation - Victor Cachat.
The Culture doesn't f*ck with Victor Cachat.
The power of the Dark Side is insignificant compared to Victor Cachat.

I always wondered what happened to Chuck Norris in the Honorverse. It's really quite obvious when you think about it.

Michael Everett wrote:The collected Victor Cachat Facts from various sources...

A treecat will not be bonding with Cachat, Cachat will be bonding with a treecat. A subtle difference.
Victor Cachat's treecat name is "Victor Cachat."
Getting information from an Andermani source, he is able to do so speaking fluent German ... in French.
Cobras refuse to bite him as a matter of professional courtesy.
Victor Cachat doesn't dial the wrong comm combination. You answer the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Victor Cachat stories.
Fear of enclosed spaces is "claustrophobia". Fear of open spaces is "agoraphobia". Fear of Victor Cachat is "self-preservation".
Queen Berry wanted to name a street on Torch for Victor Cachat but her father pointed out the problem: "No one crosses Victor Cachat and lives."
Victor Cachat: the man the monsters are afraid of.
Victor Cachat: the man who gets told everything by the torturer when he is tied up by them
Victor Cachat: The first person to survive in space for 24 hours without a skinsuit.
Victor Cachat: He once defeated a SD by looking at it with dagger eyes.
Victor Cachat: He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Victor Cachat: The man who offered his body as a weapon against the repressors of Haven, and his boss refused, as he didn't want an eridani edict on his consciousness.
Chuck Norris is afraid of no-one, except Victor Cachat.
Batman wishes he was Victor Cachat.
Treecats worship Victor Cachat as a god.
The Mesan Gamma Center wasn't destroyed by a bomb, the self-destruct device was the uncorking of a DNA sample from Victor Cachat.
Kratos worships Victor Cachat.
Darkseid runs away from Victor Cachat.
Galactus refuses to enter any universe where there is a Victor Cachat.
God started the universe by saying "Let there be light" only after getting Victor Cachat's approval.
Even the image of Victor Cachat can destroy a SD by glaring daggers at it.
Sherlock Holmes learned how to be a detective from Victor Cachat.
When Victor Cachat gets angry, his glare can shatter planets. That's why there's an asteroid belt between Earth and Mars.
Keill Randor would back down from a fight with Victor Cachat.
Every known sentient species has the same two words for planetary devastation - Victor Cachat.
The Culture doesn't f*ck with Victor Cachat.
The power of the Dark Side is insignificant compared to Victor Cachat.

Hi Michael Everett,

Thanks for making me smile and laugh out loud.

L

Michael Everett wrote:The collected Victor Cachat Facts from various sources...

A treecat will not be bonding with Cachat, Cachat will be bonding with a treecat. A subtle difference.
Victor Cachat's treecat name is "Victor Cachat."
Getting information from an Andermani source, he is able to do so speaking fluent German ... in French.
Cobras refuse to bite him as a matter of professional courtesy.
Victor Cachat doesn't dial the wrong comm combination. You answer the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Victor Cachat stories.
Fear of enclosed spaces is "claustrophobia". Fear of open spaces is "agoraphobia". Fear of Victor Cachat is "self-preservation".
Queen Berry wanted to name a street on Torch for Victor Cachat but her father pointed out the problem: "No one crosses Victor Cachat and lives."
Victor Cachat: the man the monsters are afraid of.
Victor Cachat: the man who gets told everything by the torturer when he is tied up by them
Victor Cachat: The first person to survive in space for 24 hours without a skinsuit.
Victor Cachat: He once defeated a SD by looking at it with dagger eyes.
Victor Cachat: He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Victor Cachat: The man who offered his body as a weapon against the repressors of Haven, and his boss refused, as he didn't want an eridani edict on his consciousness.
Chuck Norris is afraid of no-one, except Victor Cachat.
Batman wishes he was Victor Cachat.
Treecats worship Victor Cachat as a god.
The Mesan Gamma Center wasn't destroyed by a bomb, the self-destruct device was the uncorking of a DNA sample from Victor Cachat.
Kratos worships Victor Cachat.
Darkseid runs away from Victor Cachat.
Galactus refuses to enter any universe where there is a Victor Cachat.
God started the universe by saying "Let there be light" only after getting Victor Cachat's approval.
Even the image of Victor Cachat can destroy a SD by glaring daggers at it.
Sherlock Holmes learned how to be a detective from Victor Cachat.
When Victor Cachat gets angry, his glare can shatter planets. That's why there's an asteroid belt between Earth and Mars.
Keill Randor would back down from a fight with Victor Cachat.
Every known sentient species has the same two words for planetary devastation - Victor Cachat.
The Culture doesn't f*ck with Victor Cachat.
The power of the Dark Side is insignificant compared to Victor Cachat.

lyonheart wrote:Hi Michael Everett,

Thanks for making me smile and laugh out loud.

L

Michael Everett wrote:The collected Victor Cachat Facts from various sources...

A treecat will not be bonding with Cachat, Cachat will be bonding with a treecat. A subtle difference.
Victor Cachat's treecat name is "Victor Cachat."
Getting information from an Andermani source, he is able to do so speaking fluent German ... in French.
Cobras refuse to bite him as a matter of professional courtesy.
Victor Cachat doesn't dial the wrong comm combination. You answer the wrong phone.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Victor Cachat stories.
Fear of enclosed spaces is "claustrophobia". Fear of open spaces is "agoraphobia". Fear of Victor Cachat is "self-preservation".
Queen Berry wanted to name a street on Torch for Victor Cachat but her father pointed out the problem: "No one crosses Victor Cachat and lives."
Victor Cachat: the man the monsters are afraid of.
Victor Cachat: the man who gets told everything by the torturer when he is tied up by them
Victor Cachat: The first person to survive in space for 24 hours without a skinsuit.
Victor Cachat: He once defeated a SD by looking at it with dagger eyes.
Victor Cachat: He doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Victor Cachat: The man who offered his body as a weapon against the repressors of Haven, and his boss refused, as he didn't want an eridani edict on his consciousness.
Chuck Norris is afraid of no-one, except Victor Cachat.
Batman wishes he was Victor Cachat.
Treecats worship Victor Cachat as a god.
The Mesan Gamma Center wasn't destroyed by a bomb, the self-destruct device was the uncorking of a DNA sample from Victor Cachat.
Kratos worships Victor Cachat.
Darkseid runs away from Victor Cachat.
Galactus refuses to enter any universe where there is a Victor Cachat.
God started the universe by saying "Let there be light" only after getting Victor Cachat's approval.
Even the image of Victor Cachat can destroy a SD by glaring daggers at it.
Sherlock Holmes learned how to be a detective from Victor Cachat.
When Victor Cachat gets angry, his glare can shatter planets. That's why there's an asteroid belt between Earth and Mars.
Keill Randor would back down from a fight with Victor Cachat.
Every known sentient species has the same two words for planetary devastation - Victor Cachat.
The Culture doesn't f*ck with Victor Cachat.
The power of the Dark Side is insignificant compared to Victor Cachat.

Oh come now! Most of these are re-cycled from some old tales about some Texas Ranger.

We can do better, with more accuracy to the character.
For example:

What does Victor Cachat call the "Butterfly Effect"?
...Planning.

What is Victor Cachat wearing in his first baby pictures?
...???pictures???

dreamrider

What did the Stilties say when they saw the assault shuttles?

"De plane, de plane!"

The last thoughts of every person acting under compulsion.

"Nanu-nanu!"

Tactics 101.

"Dot their eyes and cross their T's."