"What are you doing out of bed young lady?," asks Santa with a deep rumble.
"I wanted to remain awake this year to catch you!"
"Don't you know that Santa sprinkles salt in the eyes of little kids not asleep?"
"Go ahead. As long as it's Kosher, please."
"You're not being a good little girl. Only good little girls get what they want for Christmas."
"I've been duped with that one for nine years and I still ain't got no pony. I'm 10 now!"
"Well, if you didn't get your pony, maybe it's because you didn't leave Santa no cookies."
"Nope. Mommy has been giving you her cookies for twenty years dad! And her pudding too. And we're still living in this dumpy old trailer."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
and
A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Let's not forget what Christmas is all about.
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